1.12.2010

There's only one thing to care about.

I don't care who she did or didn't sleep with.
Although, I was squealing while I was watching last night.

I don't care what she does for a living.
Although, I'm sure she's a stripper.

I don't care how far she shoved her tongue down Jake's throat.
Although, I think she was whorin' it up.

All I really care about is...

Baby, where'd you get that body from?

(I got it from my momma, I got it from my momma.)

The girl is a MOTHER!

{via}
And she looks like that.

Umm, thanks, Rozlyn, for making me feel like flubber.
Yeah, just like the kind in the movie. At least I'm inspired to kick this bootay into HIGH GEAR!

25 comments:

  1. Okay, did you read Reality Steve's blog? You gotta.

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  2. So many of the girls on the Bachelor inspire me to go to the gym! They look awesome!

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  3. Although this girl looks amazing she is a WEIRDO! haha

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  4. Argh!! Can't believe she looks like that. Talk about inspiration.

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  5. She looks great. I don't watch the Bachelor, but I've heard quite a bit about her on the news since she's from my town.

    Cute blog!

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  6. I know right! Way to make a girl who just had a baby feel like a big pile of crap, haha.

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  7. wowsers!!! makes us feel like crap :[ and ive been slacking big time!!!

    maybe ill put a picture up on my fridge to avoid temptation

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  8. She might have a great body...but you got a man!! (Thats what I keep telling myself when I watch the bachelor!)

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  9. She looks smokin hot, with a big ol dose of crazy! It was super fun to watch though. Made me squirm a little...

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  10. Wowee, talk about an inspirational photo! This is definitely fridge material! There is so much drama going on this bachelor season...certainly has made for an interesting show to say the least! ;)

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  11. I agree!! She is a skank-o-la....BUT she has a BANGIN body!! I am jealous of her looks...but not of her actions :)

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  12. maybe she was the motivation you needed ;)
    we all have different body types...maybe she was blessed with a high metabolism.

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  13. Umm... She is a MOM?!!? She showed her who ha on tv!!! I didn't know she was a mom. Stupid skank.

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  14. WHAT?! I did NOT know that. I never liked her, but now I'm just jealous of her.. crap

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  15. I know! I get so jealous when I hear things like that. Shame on me! Note to self: go to the gym!
    Although, I don't think you have anything to worry about! You are one hot momma!!!

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  16. THE BOOBS. It's depressing, really.

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  17. ...meaning, that I don't have them.

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  18. I was wondering the same thing! Though my thought on it was more like, "Man, she is hot... I bet she's hungry." haha :)

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  19. i don't watch the bachelor but i'll agree, mama looks good!

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  20. Girl thanks for the comment! I totally understand the pain...however in your previous post you were rockin the winter outfit....hello I can't even wear things from Forever 21 (tear) unless it is in the plus size section (which I do love!) That will all change soon when I have my first weight watchers meeting from my postpartum room (joking....sorta)

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  21. I hear ya! She probably didn't even have to work out. Ugh.
    She didn't deny a thing on the show, but now she's all like " no I didn't do anything wrong" What?! lol!

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  22. Well, just comfort yourself knowing that she has a waist cincher and a serious push-up on. Because that's what you wear when you're modeling. NO ONE'S boobs look like that naturally. (Not even the Victoria's Secret girls. Theirs are drawn on. Cheaters.)

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  23. D*MN!!! That is so not fair. Sickening, really. Oka, thanks Molly for motivating me to actually use my gym membership. ;)

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  24. Plenty of her kind here in NYC... and I love it....just sayin' : )

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  25. Yeah but...did she pay for that body?? :P

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