This is me 10 years ago, so not ever going to be like my Mom.
I am never taking muffins that are a couple days old and a little dry, cut them in half, slather them in butter, broil them, and serve them for breakfast. They are always good, but lets just make some more muffins.
I will never finish an uneaten plate of my child's food instead of just making myself one. Eww. Gross.
I will never put on my cleaning flip-flops and wake the whole house up to clean on a Saturday morning because "I just can't take this pig sty anymore".
I will never cut the top off of a bag of potato chips so I can get to the ones on the bottom without getting a greasy arm.
Then over the weekend, this sat on my counter.
Why? Because I have done ALL of the above things. I am just like my Mother.