I have a friend who happens to have a newly walking baby. That baby can get around much faster than when he was crawling. My friend also happens to be married. Well, married people sometimes do, well, what married people do. Not so long ago, while such said thing was happening, the new walker waddled in, sipping his juice cup and giggling. So incredibly awkward. I severely underestimated the awkwardness. I mean, my friend did.